Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper Whisper round the town 'cause you're my friend and that's the end for you're the only one in town that they would beg to hang around with You're so beautiful and calm but with an attitude that says hands off, you're just not good enough Every boy and man feeling lonely can't understand why you'd be with me Furthermore we laugh and we draw more attention every day so they say Bet she's not your girlfriend Oh no, you couldn't make her happy Bet she's not your girlfriend Oh no, you couldn't make her happy Well that's as maybe in a way but it's okay, we laugh, touche while they stare in front of us They draw away as if to say who are these people anyway? How dare they confront us? Every boy and man feeling lonely can't understand why you'd be with me Furthermore we laugh and we draw more attention every day so they say Bet she's not your girlfriend Oh no, you couldn't make her happy Bet she's not your girlfriend Oh no, you couldn't make her happy Oh no, no, no Oh no, no, no Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend I'd rather die than satisfy their curiosity I'm kind of shy and dry and verging on ugly They wonder what that I have got that they have not They'll never understand that none of that matters Every boy and man feeling lonely can't understand why you'd be with me Furthermore, we laugh and we draw more attention every day so they say Bet she's not your girlfriend Oh, no, you couldn't make her happy Bet she's not your girlfriend Oh no, you couldn't make her happy
