One is the loneliest number that you ever do Two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest number since well the number one Listen up, it gets worse No, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know Because one is the loneliest number that you ever do One is the loneliest number that you ever know It's just no good any more babe Since you went away Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday All my trouble seems so far away 'Cause one is the loneliest number that you will ever do Yes, one is the loneliest number that you ever know One is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number One is the loneliest number that you ever ever ever ever do Well I'm not kidding you Oh I'm so depressed I need a nap and a good therapy Don't you hate to eat alone Bitter party of one Ah that's all
