I sold your Rolex To buy that gold Versace dress I set free your whiny French poodle So you can get your beauty rest
[Chorus:] And I did it all for you I did it all (I did it all) for you This Christmas (This Christmas) All your dreams (all your dreams) Will come true
I put your mother on a Greyhound (You did what) You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world (leave our mom alone)- now she can I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (no, no, no, no) So I could be your only girl - and now I am
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[Bridge:] How can I forget All you've done for me, I'll get you yet This is the season to give But I can never forgive the damage that you've done (Damage that you've done) This must be love
I sank your bass boat (Not my bass boat, no, no, no) So you'd have more time to spend with me I hooked your grandma's diamond earrings For the down payment on my SUV (Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me)
