Oh ya... Come on... Oh ya... Come on... If I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talking about And if my x-ray picture gave the proper information I'd be back at the start 'Cause every time I try and talk to you my words keep falling apart Oh ya... Pretty girls make me nervous Come on... Pretty girls make me nervous Oh ya... Pretty girls make me nervous Come on... When they're as pretty as you And if I was a surgeon I would do an operation to examine your heart I'd check to see if you and me could really ever move beyond the very start And if my diagnosis turned out positive I'd still be only dreaming of you 'Cause approaching you is something that I know I'd never have the guts to do Chorus And when she smiles she makes me happy And when she gets near I get so dreamy ah... And in my award-winning dream I perform like I was on a movie screen As I casually pop the question Do you wanna go out for coffee with me? Minnie ... I don't drink coffee' If I were a lawyer I would argue for the right to kiss you passionately And if I were a teacher I would rewrite history so you would end up with me And if I were an architect then I'd be busy drawing up the perfect plan But of all of these things are bluff so Milo is the only thing I am Chorus X 2
