i hate you from the moment you walk in you smell like old mothballs and gin how are you kind folks? please have a seat while i try to ignore the pain in my feet
and i hate the smell of perfume i hope this day ends really soon
and i've got to get out of here i've got to find a way to get out of here
why bother to ask for the fat-free cheese? you look like you eat as much as you please don't ask me if i've tried the veal honestly i'd rather suck a banana peel
and i hate the smell of this place and that smug look on your face
and i've got to get out of here i've got to find a way to get out of here
and i can see your eggs are runny i didn't cook them, you big stupid dummy! don't patronize me, honey! all i need (all i want) is your money
why do you people make me so mad? it's probably because you tip so bad i'm sorry, i'm in a bad mood i'll feel better after i spit in your food
and i hate the smell of your smoke but i'd rather do this than go broke
and i've got to get out of here i've got to find a way to get out of here
