He always holds on to his girlfriend That's where he likes to be He like to wear the ball and the chain on his neck A false sense of security
And when he goes he goes with a smile And when he goes he goes with a smile And when he goes he goes with a smile And when he goes he goes with a smile
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a Re la la la la la la Desperate Andy a-a-a-a Re la la la la la la la la la
The world is your oyster now You can do as you want to do The world is your oyster now So go out and get high and get whatever you want to
He used to be a closet biker they say A 1957 BSA He used to collect writing paper They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a Ra la la la la la la Isn't it dandy a-a-a-a Ra la la la la Desperate Andy a-a-a-a Ra la la la la la la la la la
The world is your oyster now You can do as you want to do The world is your oyster now So go out and get high and get whatever you want to
The word is your oyster now You can do as you want to do The world is your oyster now So go out and get laid and get whatever you want to The world is your oyster The world is yours
