Bet she's a secret admirer of Lady Godiva She'd strip at the flip of a hat You know they cancelled her charge account Whaddya think of that?
She felt the alienation from her friends and relations So close yet remote just the same It seems she gives them her money But they have trouble remembering her name
CHORUS She never worries about all the time spent alone on her Princess Telephone She never worries about, never harbours a doubt on her Princess Telephone She never worries - and that worries me! Princess Telephone
Well have you heard about Debbie and Mr. McKenzie... They're involved in a secret affair ...It seems they borrowed their neighbours convertible 'Cause it was there! Hold the line operator 'Cause the message you gave her Belongs to a party unknown She's been insanely affected since you disconnected the phone
CHORUS She never worries about all the time spent alone on her Princess Telephone She never worries about, never harbours a doubt on her Princess Telephone She never worries - and that worries me! Princess Telephone
BRIDGE You know she has a princess telephone She sits inside her bedroom all alone She dreams about her secret love affair But when she wakes there's no one there
