Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? Wouldn't it be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can, but I could never be David Letterman... I know he knows you look up to him, but you don't visit his sleep, I know I know this is what I missed, your eyes are just for me, really can't see how we could be, I still put trust in fate, it's something slow that I don't know so I say...
Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can, but I could never be David Letterman...
