(Carly Simon) Platform shoes on table tops I think I'm gonna be a lady Opinions flyin' right and left I think I'm gonna tell him maybe They're puttin' out too many phonograph records I think I'm gonna have a baby, a baby I wouldn't be naughty for the sake of naught Or be different just to differ I wouldn't sell myself just to get bought Or give to just deliver They're puttin' out too many phonograph records I think I want to be a river, be a river... Rivers do such nice things, they roll to the sea When I am a river then I'll want to listen to me So you pick me up, and you tune me up And you wind me up and play me You talk about heart, and you say you know soul And the way to treat a lady You're puttin' out too many phonograph records I think I'm gonna have a baby, a baby Babys do such nice things, they rock on your knee When I was a baby my rockin' was something to see
