Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter
Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fatter, I'm fatter
Friends all gather 'round me My enemies surround me Yelling 'Fatso, fatso, fatso' I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue That's right, I'm fatter
Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up I tell you, this turkey sure is tough Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough
They got pizza on the west side French fries up town Corn dogs deep fried in batter I'm fatter
Go ahead, bite the big apple Don't mind the calories Pile it on my platter I'm fatter
