Who was it that caught you falling And put you back on your feet Who was it that tripped you any way (In order that the two of us would meet) It was me and I'll tell you why Oh! I did it because of my Pure unabashed devotion to loving you Who was it that tried to kiss you Despite a very definite no And who was it that managed to succeed (In getting it with your fist down below) It was me and I'll tell you why Oh! I did it because of my Pure unabashed devotion to loving You and me both feel the same We even look alike And like it's a bloomin' shame That because we do People think we're you Know what I mean Who was it that came to see you When there was no-one else in sight And who was it that stayed over an hour (And not as I'd expected over night) It was me and I'll tell you why Oh! I did it because of my Pure unabashed devotion to loving Pure unabashed devotion to loving You, you, you, you Who was it that caught you falling
