(LeRoy P. Marinell, Waddy Wachtel and Warren Zevon) I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein Werewolves of London Werewolves of Los Angeles If you hear him howling around your kitchen door Better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Brian DePalma again Werewolves of London Here comes that dangerous man He's the hairy handed gent who ran amuck in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair Better stay away from him He'll rip your lungs out, Jim And he's looking for James Taylor Werewolves of London I saw a werewolf trying to buy a used car at Del Mar It was a bloody red coupe de ville He said he was adrivin' it to Mexico Going down to Tiajuana Gonna kill somebody in a film or something Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen Doing the werewolves of London I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen I saw Jackson Browne 'Walking Slow' down the avenue You know his heart is perfect Doing the werewolves of London I saw a werewolf drinking a Perrier at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect Werewolves of London again Draw blood
