Chorus Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth Why did I do what I did I should'a known better than to lie But it's too late and so tonight I'm Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed
She wanted me to go and see her family But I told her that I had to work I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early And she caught me cleanin' fish Out on our back porch And now I'm
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I can't believe they call this thing a mattress It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake Lookin' back I should'a just been honest Instead of tellin' her the whole staff Spent the day out on the lake And now I'm
