You know just the other morning I was hanging around in my house I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked And I was checkin' it out Just then a friend of mine came to the door She said she never pegged me for a scumbag before Said she didn't ever want to see me no more And I still don't why
I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy Well I just want to live until I gotta die I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright
This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope I'm pretty sure I can still be the President But I don't think I'll ever get to be the Pope Well I get wild and I know I get drunk It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a no-good punk And I still don't know why
I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy Well I just want to live until I gotta die I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright
You know just the other night The cops pulled me over outside the bar When they turned on their lights And they ordered me out my car Man I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks But still they made me do the stupid human tricks Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't know why
I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy Well I just want to live until I gotta die I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright
