Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now Hey, if you know the words, sing along You're gonna have to mow the lawn, do the dishes, make your bed You're gonna have to go to school until you're seventeen It's gonna seem about three times as long as that You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun You might have to go to war when you get out of school Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse You're gonna have to deal with stress, deal with stress, deal with stress You're gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now You're gonna end up smoking crack, on you're back, face the fact You're gonna end up hooked on smack and then you're gonna die And then you're gonna die
