Everyone's gonna look at me, confounded by my decency I've got no tales of personal tragedy Everyone's gonna know my name, they'll talk about my new found fame Alluding to my functional family She said she liked a simple melody She brought me onstage for a bow I stood there laughing all I said was wow Courtney loves me now Now my friends they all want to know, is this for real or is it just a show They're taking bets on when I'm history All her friends are gonna tell her things, shared apartments, diamond rings And how that car phone's an absolute necessity She said she liked the way I kissed her cheek She brought me upstairs, grabbed a towel I stood there laughing all I said was wow Courtney loves me now Courtney's fond of telling me, I'm everything she used to be Bridget Fonda's telling her, let's go for steaks baby, you could wear your fur Then I'll ask to have her hand, and hold it as she quits the band She whispers playfully you can open up for me Buy a house, maybe hit the road, share a joint, maybe share the load And laugh about our plans they're history She said she liked the way I licked her feet She brought me upstairs, showed me how I stood there laughing all I said was wow Courtney loves me now
