I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation teashirt stupid bloody Tuesday Man you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman oh They are the eggmen oh I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob
Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman oh They are the eggmen oh I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ha ha ha) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower Element
