(Parody on 'Five Foot Two') She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter, And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order, Has anybody seen my gal? I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen, Has anybody seen my gal? A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms When she twirls her skirts. My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps About a hundred kilohertz! But Fahrengrade or Centiheit, She's gonna light my fire tonight, Has anybody seen my gal?
