I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today, she was buyin' some food I walked up to her and I said Hey! When's the baby due?
She said Baby? I'm not having a baby, what you talkin' about? I said Sorry... Mrs. Parker I put my foot in my mouth
(chorus) I got my foot in my mouth, guess I should watch what I say, I got my foot in my mouth, it's prob'ly better that way
I took my brother to the mall last Christmas, to see Santa and his sleigh, I said Aren't you glad that you're old enough, to know that Santa is fake?
He said Fake? Santa's not fake! What you talkin about? I said No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake! I said...Santa's great... I put my foot in my mouth
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I was braggin' to a friend of mine how I ran over this cat, I said His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag... right after I squashed him flat
She said Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend. I said No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy! I said his name was... Twinkles here I go again...
