When the world is a monster Bad to swallow you whole Kick the clay that holds the teeth in Throw your trolls out the door
If you're needing inspiration Philomath is where I go Lawyer Jeff he knows the low-down He's mighty bad to visit home
(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way)
When your hands are feeling empty Stick heads jumping off the ground Tris is sure to shirr the deers out Brother Ray can sing my song
(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here, here, here (I've been there I know the way)
Hands down, Calechee bound Land-locked, kiss the ground The dirt of seven continents going round and round Go on ahead Mr. Citywide hypnotize, suit and tied Gentlemen testify
If the world is a monster Bad to swallow you whole Philomath they know the low-down Throw your trolls out the door
(I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way) Can't get there from here (I've been there I know the way)
