Kevin at the kitchen table Short of breath, legally disabled Wife walks in she's so surprised So dissapointed I'm still alive I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy But patty melts that you always made me And I can't eat them, anymore
Chorus 1: They say greese kills, taste good to me Day in, day out, it's all I eat A third by-pass, unclog the bile Just to clog them again Never felt worst, a constant thirst Lordy how my mouth dun hurts I blame my job, I blame my wife For this coronary life
Kevin on the E.R. table My vital signs ain't too stable Hey doc, I'm proud of you I didn't think that I'd pull through And later in intensive care I have the nurses laughing there So thankful blue-cross will pay
Chorus 2: For the pills, my IV's A thousand dollar E.K.G And that's the last Time I'll need angioplasty It's off I go, too tae-boe To improve my cardio Guess 'bout time I said goodbye To my coronary life
Sweat pourin' off me at the health spa That old stair master wore me out again You know I can't believe how much I've missed The way I used to live
Chorus 3: I'd eat red meat Pickled pigs feet Always craving something sweet My food was fast But that's the past I can't eat them again Arobicize, reduce my thighs No more german chocolate pies I miss my fudge, I miss my pies And my coronary life
