Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all
Chorus 'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw and he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
Chorus
vruum vruum (with accompanied screaming) Problem solved.
